Apples and Oranges

I wrote the following essay, handed out copies to my class, and told them to turn it into an "A" paper.

I am not a nice person.

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Apples and Oranges:
A Comparative Analysis

This paper is going to be about apples and oranges I believe why there so alike and nonalike. One reason I think that apples are more different then oranges is cause you probably herd someone say “an apple a day keeps the doctor away” but you don’t here somebody saying that about oragnes.

One other reason why those to are so different is that because one is named after a computer company and while the other one is named for a famous county on FOX.

If you take everything into consideration and stop to ponder for a moment (or two) u cant help but notice that the most important way that apples and oranges are different is that apple rhymes with hundreds of words grapple snapple and almost crackle are just some of the many words that rhyme together; while orange rhymes with nothing. not actually nothing though LOL

In conclusion one halloween night when the moon is almost half full I was 6 years old I got an apple for trick or treat, I brought it to are home to eat it. My mom seen me taking a bite so she says “you shouldn’t eat that apple”!!! Dumbfounded, the apple fell from my hand, I asked “why not”? My mom says “people put razer blades in them so that you will cut you’re gums and have to go to the dentist!”.

While she walked out of the room. I had seen where the apple laid on the floor, I picked it up from the floor and than I ate the hole thing. I was so scared when I ate that apple though so I never ate another apple again (I never ate another orange again cuz their gross and also orange juice smells like a pile of puke.

And so therefore that just goes to show you that an apple a day DOES NOT keep the dentist away. Fin.