Sometimes I Make the Bed, Too

Yesterday the Jilb told me she would be home from work at seven. Being the ultimate male I told her I would have dinner prepared for her when she came home.

And I did.

I never would have offered, though, had I not already won a free gift certificate from FM 90. The DJs were having a trivia contest, giving away a gift certificate for a large pizza for the first caller to correctly guess which college some Bemidji coach used to coach at.

That's all I really remember about the question. But I used my unparalleled logic and reasoning powers to come up with a probable response. Plus they started playing a song with some old timey guys crooning Hail to North Dakota! (The University Of!)...and so on.

After I guessed correctly, they asked who they should make the gift cert out to, and I said, "Turd Ferguson."

It's a funny name.