The Ultimate

This post needs to be The Ultimate.

This post needs to be The Ultimate because I'm giving a presentation on my blog tomorrow, which means that it will be on the big screen.

So my latest post is the one that everyone will see, and consequently, judge my entire blog by.

That is why this post needs to be The Ultimate. That is why I can't end any more sentences with prepositions.

This post needs to have Ultimate words.

Like, "ubiquitous."

This post needs to have Ultimate links.

(Thanks, anonymous.)

This post needs to have Ultimate ideas.

Like, "hope."

And, of course, this post needs to have Ultimate comments.

Wow. This post truly has it all.

The only thing it really needs now is a about seven Ultimate endings...