Disciplined

I just took a final examination.

Unfortunately, contrary to what I had anticipated, it did not cover such disciplines as pen balancing and TIE Fighter doodling.

Rather, the examination of American Literature had the gall to ask me questions about American Literature.

It asked me to write essays about people with names like William Cullen Bryant.

I'm not gonna lie to you--I don't know a whole lot about William Cullen Bryant.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that "William Cullen Bryant" is a made-up name.

There seemed to be a lot of made-up names on that test.

So, rather than Bus Stop my way through the whole thing, I did exactly what I studied for--I balanced my pen, and when it fell over I doodled TIE Fighters.

Then, when I became truly inspired, I had the TIE Fighters shoot at X-Wings--which are tougher to draw, but in the end it's worth it, because they are scientifically proven to be "much cooler than TIE Fighters."

Bring on the next exam!