Round 3

I am now entering my third month of blogging.

So I figured this would be a good time to look back and see what I've learned over the past two months.

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Well, Slave I still looks like an elephant.

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George Lucas is still a pud.

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And bees are still idiots--plus I hate them.

Ok, so I've learned absolutely nothing since I began blogging.

But enough reflections--who wants to spend all day looking at the past?

The present is where it's happening, man--and to a lesser extent, the future.

So what's goin' on right now. Well, I'm writing my blog, and my slippers are smelling up my dorm room.

(They smell because I walked outside in them--during a thunderstorm. I'm starting to go everywhere in my slippers, cause they're a lot easier to put on than my velcro shoes. My friend Drew said I'd better watch it or people will start thinking I'm a hippie. But hippies wear sandals--rather, people will start thinking I'm an old man. A smelly old man.)

So the present kind of sucks.

Let's talk about the future instead. Well, tomorrow I think I'm going to write on my blog. And there's a good possibility that those slippers will still be stinking up my room. (The dollar or two for more Frebrees just isn't worth it considering I could use those dollars to buy some awesome accessories for my pencils.)

So the future ain't lookin' too good either. (I don't know where that came from.)

And I'm sick of reflecting on the past.

So I guess I just won't exist.

(At this point, the reading audience gasps in horror as the Reinman, and his blog, disappear in front of their very eyes. Want they don't know is that he secretly slipped the One Ring on his finger. Um . . .plus he had a more different One Ring for his blog.)