Large Meaning

That large man is on TV again.

I am, of course, talking about Michael Moore. He is shaven and suited and not wearing his trademark baseball cap. I don't know if that means anything.

I just noticed that he shares his last name with Roger. I don't know if that means anything either. I do know that their separate bodies of work in film share about the same measure of believability.

He just said something like, "Oh, John Kerry--he just missed the goal by about three yards."

I might have an idea of what that means. Unless Moore is like some old-timey basketball fan who calls the basket a "goal." If that's the case, three yards would be a drastic margin, making Moore's meaning as confusing as the logic behind choosing to make Star Wars prequels--movies ranking right up there on the awesome-o meter with the work of the Moores'seses.

But I didn't have much time to think about that, cause it got me thinking about football.

I could go on all night about football. So I'll stop this post now before I do.

Little baby Aarons need their sleep--especially after all the thanks that has so recently been given.