Child or Idiot?

I just found another site about bees. Naturally, it talks about how much bees suck, along with Jennifer Love Hewitt. But after reading the site, I began thinking about other bee-related sites I've linked to, such as stupid bees and i hate bees.

And the more I thought about those sites, the more I began to notice something alarming.

Every site I've read that speaks negatively of bees was either written by a child or an idiot.

Every one.

Or is it "everyone"?

I really can't tell? After all, how can I trust myself when logic says that I too must be an idiot?

(Yeah, I know. That's some really fantastic logic--like shooting at Slave I with your little blasters as it flies away. Even if you do somehow manage to damage the ship, it's just going to crash--destroying the very person you're trying to save.)

Right. So basically this whole post was founded on a faulty premise. I just wanted an excuse to show you those awesome bee sites again.

And does anyone else think that Slave I looks like an elephant?